>be me>dad tells me to get a job>apply for private investigator position>get interview next week>dad says "make a good impression">idea.exe>start investigating the interviewer>dig up everything—address, hobbies, YouTube channel>follow him a

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Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 15:39:19 No.83

>be me
>dad tells me to get a job
>apply for private investigator position
>get interview next week
>dad says "make a good impression"
>idea.exe
>start investigating the interviewer
>dig up everything—address, hobbies, YouTube channel
>follow him around
>stake out his house one night
>see his wife leave
>trail her
>she goes into some dude’s house
>peek through window
>they’re clapping cheeks
>record it
>finally, some real qualifications
>interview day
>starts normal
>he asks why he should hire me
>say I already investigated him
>tell him his hobbies, dumb YouTube vids, fav food
>he looks concerned
>show him the vid of his wife cheating
>about to say "this is why I’m perfect for the job"
>he starts crying and walks out
>2 weeks later, still no call

did I get the job?