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Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 11:11:40 No.1[Reply]

Welcome to space racism

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Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 13:37:27 No.40

>>38
BASED

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Cohen 05/14/25 (Wed) 15:05:13 No.71 [Reply]

>be me
>secular_jew.exe
>end up going to some fuckass private school that's going downhill due to new owner being greedier and more cost cutting than your average yid
>tard with rich stepdad goes to school as well
>tard acts up almost every class and is the talk of the town
>I end up befriending tard sort of because I am very easygoing
>big mistake

Cohen 05/14/25 (Wed) 15:22:06 No.72

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>I need to take a piss so I go to the mens room
>teacher says I to with someone for safety reasons cause its 1st grade
>I end up taking tard with me cause he needs to piss also
>when I am pissing I heard a big shake on the wall of the stall
>quickly cover up because Im startled
>mfw its the tard's head pops up at the top of the stall having tried to get a peek at my cock

Cohen 05/14/25 (Wed) 17:00:30 No.73

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>tard is giving me blank stare at the top of the stall
>I asked the tard what he is doing
>"oh hey Cohen, I was um just doing nothing"
>tard goes down the stall and pretends nothing happened as we head back to class
>later I realize that tard was doing this to other kids having peeked at the penis of a good fren of mine
>fren proceeded to kick hard the side of the stall and have the tard fall down on the toilet and hit his head hard
>I realize the tard is a penis peeking menace

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Anonymous 05/13/25 (Tue) 11:30:34 No.63 [Reply]

The new nintendo switch is going to be $450. Im probably going to be still buying it because frens play so much nintendo and they have trapped so many of them into their parasocial ecosystem. Why are the Japanese like this?

Anonymous 05/13/25 (Tue) 18:07:57 No.70

because everyone will still buy it and no one will care in the long run

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Anonymous 05/13/25 (Tue) 14:37:10 No.68 [Reply]

>Spent 2 weeks making an image board
>No one uses it

Anonymous 05/13/25 (Tue) 17:22:49 No.69

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I hope you have success and a wonderful day with a healthy breakfast. <3

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Anonymous 05/13/25 (Tue) 14:34:57 No.67 [Reply]

>be me
>astronomer_neet.exe
>spot weird signal coming from Zeta Reticuli
>sounds like dubstep mixed with microwave noises
>fast forward 3 weeks
>huge chrome ship parks over my backyard
>literal tractor beam pulls me up mid-toilet break
>mfw pants around ankles meeting alien council

>they call themselves the Ziggers
>look like buff frogs wearing gold chains and aviators
>constantly blast funky beats while talking telepathically
>offer me "galactic clout" in exchange for Earth memes
>give them a flash drive full of stolen Reddit screenshots
>they lose their minds over the "Skibidi Toilet"
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Anonymous 05/12/25 (Mon) 15:01:18 No.60 [Reply]

Back in high school kids would just jerk off in class. Anyone have a similar experiences?

Anonymous 05/13/25 (Tue) 11:40:12 No.66

No retard I went to a White school with civilized Whites you Spic

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Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 08:57:17 No.58 [Reply]

Thoughts about sex with children then killing them when the time is holy?

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 08:59:59 No.59

>>58
who is the guy in the picture?

Anonymous 05/13/25 (Tue) 11:39:17 No.65

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Watkins_(businessman)
Its this 8chan/Qanon nigga

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Anonymous 05/13/25 (Tue) 11:33:42 No.64 [Reply]

I was friends with a bunch of chinks as a kid. There was one chink girl I was friends and this chink guy I was also friends with said that he thought about me and her having sex and that it was super funny to him as an idea. Why do changs have race cuck fetishes like this?

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Anonymous 05/12/25 (Mon) 15:17:12 No.61 [Reply]

I went to a coding class when I was 12 and had a huge crush on this girl who was like 13-14 at the time. I joked and flirted around with her a bunch but never asked for a her number cause I was a fucking pussy. Now Its a decade later and I never saw her again and I still can't code fuck you obama.

Anonymous 05/12/25 (Mon) 15:22:02 No.62

its me, the women you where in class with. lets get married next week

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Space Jews Grendaell 05/11/25 (Sun) 06:48:52 No.56 [Reply]

I think the Jews are either human alien hybrids or just genetically altered humans done so by aliens. They are said to have gotten divine messages from above to spread to the other humans. They have a verbal tilted iq to understand abstract space shit. The amount of Jews who are involved in various space science fields is off putting. Their personality is way off from other human races making them feel not from this world.

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 08:22:03 No.57

It's all the ziggers fault. The ziggers are the jews of aliens.

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